For some reason I’m dead set on wearing a navy dress to Christmas dinner.

Only problem - I don’t own a single Navy dress.

Total lie - I own two.

Lying again, it’s three.

But one is a summer work dress, one a summer party polka dot dress and one a kind of boring collared cotton shirt dress.

Ah! Ok it’s four. But the fourth is a very professional gold-buttoned crisp, collared shirt dress. Not the romantic, velvety blue party dress I’m envisioning.